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Bhutan competed at the 2025 Asian Winter Games in Harbin, China, from February 7 to 14. Bhutan is scheduled to make its Asian Winter Games debut. The Bhutanese team consisted of male alpine skier. As the country's only athlete, Dorji was the country's opening ceremony flagbearer.
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Antoine Valois-Fortier is a Canadian retired judoka who won the bronze medal in the −81 kg category at the 2012 Olympics, becoming the first Canadian to win a medal in Olympic judo in twelve years and the fifth to win one in Canadian history.
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